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Introducing stylish 2oz sachets of gourmet coffee, designed to treat any ailment under the sun. Featured treatments:
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...Unlike the coffee served in most hospitals, PaddedRoom's coffee is 100% pure gourmet Arabica, ground fresh before shipping. The taste alone will ease your suffering.
Ordering coffee in quantity? You may want our design staff to add your name, company logo, or a personal message to the label. See [product customization] for details.
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